Another word for a person who follows you is a stalker....(You know who you are :)

Have you ever felt, that wherever you went, you are being watch? Or someone at the corner of the street looking at you? Well that’s exactly how a lot of people feel here. Some call it the hunting season, and others call it paparazzi on the move…But the question is, will we ever get rid of it??? If you’re scratching your head still trying to figure out what the hell it is that I’m talking about well let me tell you….It is annoying, and constantly talks, It follows you around, some say better than your own shadow, and it is just plain bogus. It is homesick, hunting for its new victim and it will do anything for your attention. That’s why I am writing this to warn you, if you see it walking towards you, walk the other direction. If it talks to you, get in a conversation with someone else (it will still be at your ear, easedropping every moment of your life). If it starts to play around with your hand, hair anything…just RUN!!! It can severly hurt ur ass. I am writing this as a warning, because:
a) It has followed me around.
b) It is VERY annoying.
c) It tells me gory stories, and continues to harass me in the locerks
d) It is very annoying and will make me go mental!
e) It is a pest.

So lock your doors and windows, keep your children safe... Because the stalker is in town....

-juicebox-