Another word for a person who follows you is a stalker....(You know who you are :)

Have you ever felt, that wherever you went, you are being watch? Or someone at the corner of the street looking at you? Well that’s exactly how a lot of people feel here. Some call it the hunting season, and others call it paparazzi on the move…But the question is, will we ever get rid of it??? If you’re scratching your head still trying to figure out what the hell it is that I’m talking about well let me tell you….It is annoying, and constantly talks, It follows you around, some say better than your own shadow, and it is just plain bogus. It is homesick, hunting for its new victim and it will do anything for your attention. That’s why I am writing this to warn you, if you see it walking towards you, walk the other direction. If it talks to you, get in a conversation with someone else (it will still be at your ear, easedropping every moment of your life). If it starts to play around with your hand, hair anything…just RUN!!! It can severly hurt ur ass. I am writing this as a warning, because:
a) It has followed me around.
b) It is VERY annoying.
c) It tells me gory stories, and continues to harass me in the locerks
d) It is very annoying and will make me go mental!
e) It is a pest.

So lock your doors and windows, keep your children safe... Because the stalker is in town....

-juicebox-

Tommy, I would like to talk to you after the class individually about medieval torture ;D

On Tuesday the 22^nd of September......

Ms. Hillbilly’s English class went to court. They had recently read a book about a girl who tried to commit suicide which was “dead boring” as quoted by a student. The class was to defend each character in the book, resulting in only one of them to be found innocent (the rest were to be hanged to death, put in prison, or forced to carbicide until internal bleeding). Hey you can’t be too harsh than that :D The naughty honorable judge decided this will raise some community and serivce hours for the messed up people. The class had afterwards become so inspired by the tragic tale, that they had tried to swallow The “french version of a dragon lady’s” perfume (juicythighs by Couture©), but it didn’t go very well (daa... what did you think?). A student who got a bit too excited was unfortunately poisoned and had to be rushed to a mental hospital (due to the loss of knowledge). While they where on the way, the ambulance crashed into a an old lady man thing, resulting in a painful death (R.I.P, I hope you move for an ambulance next time you bast***!). The remaining students were caught by “Person who needs botox”, who punished them severely by giving them hurtful and fetish spanking’s each (he later bribed them not to tell a soul about the later events, which are too unspeakable of to be published here), he then let them go, after giving them a lengthily speech on impertinence in school about eating pastry during recess. Obama even commented upon the teacher’s behavior calling him a “douchebag” publicly. “Person who needs botox” didn’t mind however as he doesn’t have a heart, so it didn’t affect him much. Wouldn’t he be so “heatless” like Kanye said? He was even nominated for biggest douchebag, but sadly for him, his mom won the award. After a court trial held on account of his behavior, “Person who needs botox” was sentenced to the rest of his life on Pen Island (use ur imagination and put those two words together), where he will either enjoy it or be driven to death by insanity. Or or or..... gets hurts “really badly” until he can’t take it no more :) Now that is a good site to look at, even better than cable... MUAHAHAHAHA... What do you think will happen? I don’t know about you, but honestly I think he’ll will like it as much as I do ;)

Toodaloo motherf****(A big dedication to Leslie Chow) and to KIMIKO who wrote this:)

-juicebox-

Shhh, don't tell mommy :3

Greeting blog stalkers/readers...

Welcome to my abnormal blog full of stories to tell. I can't reveal my identity because some people can get mad at me if I do talk about them. I am not being gossip girl, many people told me its too "cliché" But don't worry, I will "spill the juice" to you guys about everything. I will keep everyone's identity secret so no one gets hurt. I don't want to be reported for abusing because I am not. I am simply "telling" you guys stories that happens in my life everyday. Everything in my story will be changed, including: identity, location, etc. Do read, its like the better version of a diary, but exposed to the whole world... MUAHAHAHAHAHA... I'm kidding.... kinda... :/

Oh well.....I will see you soon, in my next post :D Have fun waiting, and I betcha you will crave for this one...

-juicebox-